[ NOTE : PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS. THIS IS JUST A JOKE ]
This is surely funny to have such instructions online. Kids, do not try this in your car okay? What more is it has it’s own name of posture. Well, let’s just consider this a learning process at the instruction of how to make a sex in car and not become to much cripple. This is what called ‘auto kamasutra’.
Posture Type : ‘I want to know’
Funny posture name, by the astonished both staring eyes each other, the male just forgot about the steering and attacked her. This post is good when spontaneous decision to have sex to spice relationships. Make sure you do not forget your handbrake and gears okay?
Posture Type : ‘Auto School’
This is a planned to have sex posture. The girl sit on your top, very pleasant and satisfaction (What mentioned, never try). However, do not get carried away too much by things or your will be risking of deprived. And oh!, it seems like the girl is helping with the driving while the guy sit back and support her from the back.
Posture Type : ‘Back Seat’
The girl is on your top at the back seat. This creates a pleasant and comfortable situation, but do not exert yourself. Seeing at the face of the male on the picture, the girl simply strangles him with the breasts.
Posture Type : ‘A God In The Window’
Doggy style in car. This plus all the doggy style postures pluses. Watch out what you will be seeing outside the car window will you! The girl pictures signify and looks like something bad happen outside the window.
Posture Type : ‘Leak In’
It’s a party ahead. Got all pluses of average 69 kamasutra techniques. The bad thing is, both were seeing only one thing. Do not forget to lock your car and do not get shocked if anyone knocked at the door!
Posture Type : ‘Sideways’
Having sex with this kind of posture is very comfortable (again, I don’t know and will never try any of this). This is the posture for one who very lazy to move to the back seat, but the individuals with huge waist s hard to move in the back seats.
Posture Type : ‘You – Me’
The most simplest tricks to be done, and the most safe tricks. You can do it while your parent are driving at the front. The bad news is, your hand get easily tired and not even your clothes, but you hand also gets dirty. So prepare some tissues will you!
Posture Type : ‘Overhaul’
Quite a satisfaction posture, but you need to have a good place to do this. This trick require a brave action and a very private and strategic location. Please do not try this in the park or shopping mall parking lot okay?
Posture Type : ‘Breathe out‘
The most wanted posture for guys. So, if you want to get your guy a satisfaction, try this posture. Haha.. Idiot looking.
Posture Type : ‘Trolleybus‘
This posture need very deep penetration. Wise decision for the posture, and I think this is the best posture for the mentioned topic.
Posture Type : ‘Carbon Dioxide (CO2) Test‘
This posture enable yourself to look out of the windows, but also enable your clumsy ass to be looking of of the windows as well.
Posture Type : ‘Safety Baloons‘
Well shown on the picture, the girl is on the top. Here, if you are the guy, this position is very good for you to feel both the baloons and also the bottom side. The bad news is, this can damage the top of your car. Huhu..
Posture Type : ‘Helicopter’
Same as the helicopter name, this give deep penetration to both of the boy and the girl.
I was laughing while the first time I read the credited post, and now want to share with you all. Well mentioned, this is all act as a joke only. Don’t ask me for anything because I will never have a try since It’s prohibited. Leave comment if you have any, and do not forget to bookmark our site or subscribe with us to get more latest new, at AutoMagazined.com. Gosh!, don’t say this blog is dirty.